FINAL TORY SHOCK AS UXBRIDGE WON BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO HOUSE OF COMMONS

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Mayor of London Boris Johnson has landed himself a day job, by winning a west London seat for the Conservatives in the general election. Johnson (who is also Buttock-Placer General on the results of the Elm House Met Police  Enquiry) won with 22,511 votes to take one of the safest Tory seats in Britain, Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

So now, above all times, is the moment to ask the opportune question: is a Mayor of London allowed to be MP for Uxbridge….whose interests he must now serve, while at the same time as serving the interests of every appalling thing from Tim Yeo via water cannon manufacturers to HSBC, Bob Diamond, Rupee Turdcock and the millions of poor buggers who live in the Metropolis who do not reside, as such, in Uxbridge?

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